SHOULDERS

Ah. The pain that I have to bear everyday. What's happening to my shoulders/scapula/ligaments/ tendons/synovial fluid/synovial membrane/cartilage?? (ok not too much bio here)

Maybe it was because of the guitar playing while in form 4. Back then I did not really care about the pain, thought that it would go away some time somehow. But then almost 2 years had passed by now. AND the last time I touched that guitar was hmm.. 6 months ago? THIS SUCKS! Every morning I feel as if I've aged 5 years. (Wah so drama) But it's true. Sometimes the pain is unbearable. Some Very Rude Friend Of Mine (haha) recommended that I went to a chiropracter. (how to spell?) But sorry, i'm not that rich. I bet the fellar would be surprised to see a 17 year old person needing some massage.

Oh NO! How can I continue playing guitar after SPM? How can I write for hours during exams? Even writing brings in the pain sometimes. How can I exercise, do push-ups chin-ups sit-ups ???
(The dream of every guy to build some muscle to show off to some girls to catch their attention to get their numbers to bla bla bla.. )

The future looks bleak for me. O.O

After a long silence..

A;SLFKGHA;LSDFJA;LSDKFJA;LSDKFH;ALKSDFH;ALKSDJF;LASDKJF;ALSDKFJA;SDLKFJ

Trials :
Was ok. Although I felt it was a bit biased and unfair. Don't have to elaborate on it. You get what I mean.

This Saturday :

CF Farewell Party! No Johannan I won't be there. :P Nah just joking. How could I miss such a...a...a.. meaninggggggggggfuuuuuuuuuuul evennnnt? Haha.

Even though it has been a long time since I updated this blog, I still have nothing much to say. OR should I say that the things or thoughts or stuff that I had wanted to blog about, may bring about some anger among other people. Hehe.



Oh well, off to Red Alert 2! ( I know lah, old game. But still fun mah)

from standard 6 to form 5

5 years down the road. Still same old, same old.

Age : 12 years
Age : 16 years
Age : 12 years
Age : 16 years
Age : 12 years
Age : 16 years

Hari ini

is 25th of April . Heeheee.

Oh why?

Sigh.

I was having a conversation

with Johannan during biology period one day. ( Before the feller switched class). It was an interesting one. ( Actually it was pretty pointless, but you know..biology.. you get what I mean)

Have you ever come across a person who kept asking you "Why?" to every answer you give? Yeah it's quite annoying. But let's see what happens when you refuse to give in to the "Why?" and keep giving an answer....

Jo : I want my video games back.
Matt : Why?
Jo : Because I want to play.
Matt : Why?
Jo : Because I'm bored.
Matt : Why?
Jo : Because I have no life.
Matt : Why?
Jo : Because I'm a student.
Matt : Why?
Jo : Because I'm still 16 years old.
Matt : Why?
Jo : Because I was born in 1992.
Matt : Why?
Jo : Because my parents .............on a particular night.
Matt : Why?
Jo : Because they were married.
Matt : Why?
Jo : Because they were attracted to each other.
Matt : Why?
Jo : Because dad was handsome and mum was pretty.
Matt : Why?
Jo : Because their parents were handsome and pretty.
Matt : Why?
Jo : Because their genes are unique.
Matt : Why?
Jo : Because God made them that way.
Matt : Why?
Jo : Because there's beauty in diversity.
Matt : Why?
Jo : Because when there's no diversity, there's no beauty.
Matt : Why?
Jo : Because the last letter of diversity is the same as the last letter of beauty.
Matt : Why?
Jo : Because some English scholars decided it to be like that.
Matt : Why?
Jo : Because it sounds nice.
Matt : Why?
Jo : Because it rhymes.
Matt : Why?
Jo : Because our brain is like that.
Matt : Why?
Jo : Because our brain is retarded.
Matt : Why?
Jo : Because you are retarded.
Matt : Why?
Jo : Because I am retarded.
Matt : Why?
Jo : Because this whole damn conversation is retarded......
Matt : Haha..

pointless......

Yay!!!!! Its holidays!!

..................And I'm sick.

Damn you Sean. It's all your fault. We shouldn't have let you sleep in our tents. With you sneezing and coughing in front of my face, its no wonder I'm sick now. I'm 100% sure its you who passed your virus to me. Babi you la. Now I can't enjoy my holidays at all.



Anyways, here are some interesting remarks made by teachers and students of 5sc1. Don't know whether you guys will enjoy it.

Top on the list:
1) Janice (points at picture) : Who's prettier?? Me right? Of course me la! You don't have to tell me!
2) Janice : I know I'm pretty! I'm so pretty! Of course I'm prettier than my sister!
Janice : My face pretty right? My eyes pretty right? My nose pretty right?

Getting bored of Janice. Lets move on...

3) Chun Kiat ( Upon receiving his add maths marks) : Wah, this is the first time I got less than 95

4) Desmond (looks at Shen Kai) : Yao shiu kia.
Shen Kai ( looks at Desmond ) : Ah Kua

5) (during physics)
Sean and Shen Kai : Wah sir your drawing very nice!
Mr. Tam (immediately) : Of course.

6) Mr. Tam : Conditions for total internal reflection is that the light must propagate from denser medium to less dense medium. (Looks at students) Wei you all understand or not? Woi are you all listening? Aiya! Don't understand then forget about it. Just memorise.

7) (Before physics test, walks up to Matthew.)
Joash : Oh please la. Don't tell me you didnt study at all.
(After physics test, walks up to Akash)
Joash : Akash, I think this is the easiest test I've ever taken. Oh, it's not hard la. How come you don't know how to answer?? It's soo easy man.
( After getting results . Joash-90, Akash- 93)

8) Shen Kai : JIIIIIIII*******AAIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!

9) Shen Kai : See my hair! So saatt!
Mr. Rama : Why this guy's hair like umbrella?

10) Mr. Sasi (Moral teacher): You see that guy! Really MBMB!

11) Akash : Johannan have you finished?
Johannan : Not yet.
Chun Kiat : I finish d.
Akash : Finish what???

12) Chun Liang : I give your chance a son.

Last but not LEAST.........

13) Pn. Teo (slang, slang, slang) : Awwright cwlasss, now we shaell lern abouwt the stwuckcher of the xailem vassals.
5sc1: SNnnooorrreeee......

When it Rains.......

I think about the past times..


The times where happiness was everywhere..


When we could laugh and dance and sing..


When we could tease and tickle and play...


When we could..........


Blah. Time to sleep. * Snooorreeee*

Y G O L O I B

Kriiingg * bell rings*. 5sc1 students sigh, knowing what they have to face next. A student, fairly tall and muscular, sitting at the back row, exclaims " Yes!!! It's relief period!!" A few other students shouted " SHIT!! Pinjam me your peka!! I haven't copy yet!" After a few minutes later, everyone trudged wearily, grudgingly down 2 flights of stairs.

On reaching the second floor, they turned to the right, and saw that familiar yellow door that leads to a labroratory. You know what is it. The students took their seats. There was noise everywhere, everyone was doing their own stuff. Then the infamous teacher came in. As expected, the students heard " STAND UP CLASS!" Most of them stood, while some remained sitting defiantly at their seats. The monitor waited for them to stand, but still they pay no heed to him. A student, not wanting to remain standing forever, shouted out the greeting "GOOD MORNING TEACHER" and a chorus of voices followed. The monitor gave the student a venomous look. He did not like his kewibawaan as a monitor to get tercabar. The teacher, a fairly short lady with round spectacles, seemed oblivious to anything and everything. Her face bore an impatient look.

(with a slang) "Yesterday 5 sc1 already passed up their peka. Where are yours??"
An uneasy silence followed. Some students were still hastily copying their work. The teacher, as if driven by some weird impulsive force, switched off the fans, but left 2 fans running. Yes you can guess it, she wanted the wind all to herself.

"Walawei no electricity again?? What stupid school!"
"Oi you stupid issit.Didn't you see the two fans spinning ah? Bodoh sial"
"Ciko teacher off the fan. What's wrong with her? Siao ah"

Unfazed, the teacher started to teach. 5.....10.....15..minutes... At first the class was quiet. As time stretched on, the voices of bored and tired students began to rise. The heat was rising too. One student, wearing spectacles, who bore a different hair cut that particular day, started complaining about the heat. The student sitting beside him ignored him. He found a part of a broken plastic ruler and started fiddling it. A Chindian sitting beside him, started rubbing his ruler with a handkerchief and tried sucking bits of torn paper, but to no avail.

"This is what we do to keep our sanity during this period." he said to the student. The student, looked behind and was not surprised by what he saw. Everyone was doing everything that had no connection to what the teacher was teaching. There were people talking, sleeping, or even studying another subject. It was as if they did not care anymore. Only a few front row students were loyally listening to the teacher. The student began to rub his eyes. Sleep was overcoming him. "There's no hope in this subject. What a waste of time." he thought to himself. Suddenly the student looked up. He saw a slogan pasted on the top left corner of the labroratory:

Datang dengan harapan
Pulang dengan kejayaan

"How ironic." He sighed.

this few days have been

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT. There's no better way to torture men than mosquitoes and HOTNESS. The heat.......ooohlala makes me feel sure I'm on FIRE. And the mosquitoes.....Guess I don't have to say anything about it.

Everyone's been pretty busy these few days, either rushing to finish up their homework or trying to cope with studies. Monthly test is just a few weeks away. No wonder people seem so tense in the class...(won't elaborate on it anymore) Except for some people. I can name them:

1) Keng Shen Kai
2) Sean Tay
3) Khoo Wei Sheng

These people rocks my socks. Although sometimes they may be quite annoying. Either they give you laughters and tears ( I mean laugh till cry tears, not the touching ones...) or they just ruin your whole day by conteng-ing your book with random lines and stupid faces and sometimes errr not so decent words. The class would be so boring without them.
Played football today in school. Was the first time we had an extended PJ period. Thank God Mr. Butterfly didnt have anything to say today. We fought against the school team!!! Guess what, we won 2-0. But it was heavily one sided lah. We outnumbered them by, I don't know.. 6 -7 players? Mr. Seksidharan said something very funny. " Don't worry, they just know how to demonstrate, but they can't score. " Haha.

Which reminds me. I haven't completed my moral folio.. Only the essays.. NOOO.

And I think I'm losing interest in playing guitar....

haaaaaaaaah

It's been quite a while since I last updated my blog. Sorry, didn't have anything to blog about.

But anyway, a big big THANK YOU to my brother for lending me his guitar and pedals and amp and stuffffffffff even though it's only for a few months. Now I am assigned to learn SONGS and how pedal works and things like that. To get John Mayer's tone, Lincoln Brewster and Altered Frequency's delay, SRV's wah wah ANDDDDDDDD that killer song cliffs of dover.

Yeah so I was pretty excited in using those pedals and that 50 watt BIG amp. Plug in, check the switches, the ports, the cables, everything in order, ready....on the switch...LETS ROCK AND ROLL BABEH!!!! Wait, why was there a pricky feeling when I touched the strings??? *Takes test pen* OH NO!! ELECTRIC CURRENT!! What the heck man, if the current was higher I'd probably be electrocuted. Did some fiddling and research (hmm) and found out the cause of the problem was that amp.
Oh no, the big amp..why Marshall why. Cilaka. Of all things. If it was the guitar tuner, ahhh then nothing to worry about. But babi 50 watt amp got problem, really cilamau.

As you can see I was (and is) very disappointed. Now having to resort to that small pathetic 10 watt amp, nothing sounds good already. Anyway, I suddenly realised how little I know bout guitar. Sigh ignorance. Can't play good guitar. Can't get the tone, the tune, the rhythm!! Searching online for videos and all... still I can't find any inspiration.

ARGHHHH!!!!! Oh how I wished I could play blues like John Mayer. Or rock like Paul Gilbert. Or instrumental songs like Eric Johnson or JS. How I wished I could:

1. do this
2. do that.

And now this stupid italic cant be removed. Daniel don't scold me if I can't play any song by April. Have mercy hehehehehe.

this is a bloody random post. For the sake of updating.

Thanks, ( I think this may be a little late.)

Thank you Daniel aka smelly cow and Jade for these wonderful christmas presents.
It's really fun to spend time with my brother. Stress relief. (not that I have a lot of stress) Especially when you can laugh at each other when the car you're driving in GT bangs a wall and gets stucked there. Or when you score a goal in winning eleven and start mocking each other. Or eating one huge packet of wan tan mee at 1.00am in the morning, stomach bloated and unable to sleep due to the chili. HOTHOTHOT.
Or watching a movie with your sister/brother/brother's girlfriend/brother's girlfriend brother. Yes man you rocks.
One more thing. John Mayer is a really good singer and guitarist. And when I say good I mean it is really really really veli veli veli good. Same goes to Switchfoot.




Thank you Johannan for lending me this album. Another power pack stuff.