just one of those feelings

That's it. The first signs of emo-ness is coming. I can feel it. And I'm not proud of it. Quite annoyed and frustrated. Just drives my mind crazy, rendering me unable to think properly and rationally.

When you plan to read. You delay and delay and delay. Eventually you start, but you just can't focus.
When you sms people, finding someone to kacau or ask questions, but no one replies you.
When you go online, hoping to meet friends online so you can talk to them and drive your loneliness away, but no one seems to be online or maybe busy/away/be right back.
When you meet friends online, in your heart you cry out "Hooray!! So and so is online!! I can talk to him/her." But in the end there's no reply.
When you listen to music and try enjoy it, but there's noise around all the time.
When you open your Itunes a dozen times but it closes all the time for no apparent reason.
When from listening to music, you try to make it, but somehow you fail terribly.
When you feel like smashing your guitar to bits because you know you can play better, but currently you are playing like kanasai.
When you feel like playing pc/ps2 games, but you feel you shouldn't because you've already played for 3 hours.
When you go online all the time, hoping to do something beneficial, but in the end you end up doing retarded stuff like facebooking/blogging/checking out pictures/finding guitar tabs which are always inaccurate.
When you wish you could be like other people, who seems to be doing something all the time.
When before the holidays, you plan to JAM YOUR ASS OFF! But in the end nothing happens.

Walauwei why my life so sad one.

Enough of this crap. Let's get to something funnier. I stole this from my brother's blog. Actually it was a comment made by his friend, and I think it's funny. If you're a Malaysian, you should understand better.

Legend has it that George Washington, America's first president, chopped down a cherry tree in his youth. George gives the tree a good swing and chops it down with an axe. His father sees the damaged tree and asks his son if he knows who did it. George is quoted bravely admitting the truth :-

'I can't tell a lie Pa; you know I can't tell a lie. I did cut it with my axe.'

This is a satire of how Malaysian politicians circa 2008 may have reacted to this question.

PM Badawi -
I did not cut down a tree, I was just taking a nap underneath it

Najib -
I swear that I have never MET that tree

Hishamuddin -
...but I only own a keris, how to cut down the tree

Dr. M -
Apa nama cherry tree, I chopped it down because, I don't like the idea of Pak Lah sleeping under it.

Chua Soi Lek-
Yes it was me, I resign as a caretaker of this orchard

VK Lingam-
It could have been me, it might have been me but I don't think its' me

Anwar Ibrahim-
I DID NOT do it, and I'm not giving any DNA samples to you.

Khir Toyo-
The new state government should just trim the grass and not waste time asking who cut down the tree

Ahmad Said ( Terrenganu MB)-
I chopped it because cherry trees are most expensive to maintain than durian trees.

Azalina Othman -
The cherry tree is not included under my tourism MOU so I chopped it down. Besides there were unauthorised signboards put up around the tree.

Shabery Cheek -
I challenge you to a debate on tree cutting

Samy Vellu-
I chopped it because HINDRAF members were using it as a meeting point

Wira Ali Rustam -
We have planted durian trees for 50 years and we will plant them for another 50 years, we do not need cherry trees, apple trees, pear trees and all these other foreign trees.

Rais Yatim -
You must see the bigger picture. Ahmad said cherry trees are expensive to maintain.
Ali Rustam said that is against our national identity and I needed to test my new axe, so you see- it's a win-win situation.

Sharir Samad-
I cut the tree because we could no longer afford to subsidise it.

Karpal Singh-
The bigfoot creature did it.

Bung Mokhtar-
The big monkey did it

Khairy Jamaluddin -
I did not do it, neither did the mat rempits. By the way, what's a cherry tree?

Lim Kit Siang -
In response to Khairy - cherry tree you also dunno. you are an insult to oxford.

Nazri Aziz -
Racist, racist, racist. When we cut down durian trees nobody made a fuss.

Malaysian citizens-
Oh for heaven's sake! Somebody plant something before we starve to death!